I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something
(via vamp-bittch)
Lightning slowed down at 10,000 frames per second.
That is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen
(via anfagonist)
i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats
(Source: consultings, via mathsdebater)
SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”
(via mathsdebater)
(Source: onegleeheart, via mathsdebater)
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
HAHA FUCK.
HAHAHAHHAHA
(via kalories)
