cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

(Source: lonelytreestump)


shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

(Source: drunkchan)


majesty:

i love my friends.

majesty:

i love my friends.


meme-spot:

Just ice…

meme-spot:

Just ice…


too-fan-to-function:

What an inspiration

(Source: trolltina)


lord-kitschener:

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

image

(Source: clestroying)


(Source: latenightseth)


officialbreakfast:

you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

image



spoken-not-written:

jawngreenyoukiller:

howimetyoureffingmother:

favourite person in the world.

^

everybodyone

(Source: nph-burtka)


(Source: lolfactory)


disneyineveryway:

high school and college, the whole educational system, in a nutshell.

(Source: DisneyTangles)


tastefullyoffensive:

"We bought alien balloons…" [nomad5]


guy:

i think the lesson of this photoset is to check yo muthafuckin math calculations before u hand the test in bc sometimes u need to check shit twice before u realize whats up (x)

(Source: guy)


lanadelreynudes:

tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

 

(Source: blastortoise-chan)